The Process
Three Steps to Legendary
Tell Us About Your Crew
Share your event type, everyone's names, the wildest inside jokes, and the stories only your group knows. The more chaotic the details, the better the label.
We Generate Your Label
Our AI reads your group's energy and crafts a one-of-a-kind label design — unique artwork, a custom name, and a tagline that'll make everyone lose it.
Bottles Land at Your Door
Premium small-batch hot sauce, bottled and labeled with your crew's identity. Ships in time for your event. Everyone takes one home.
Made For Your Moment
Pick Your Occasion
Corporate Team-Building
Skip the trust-fall workshop. Give your team something they'll actually keep — a custom hot sauce bottle with your squad's name on it. Perfect for offsites, quarterly kickoffs, or welcoming new hires.
- ✓ Team names & nicknames on the label
- ✓ Company colors & inside jokes
- ✓ Bulk ordering for large teams
- ✓ Gift-ready packaging
Bachelor & Bachelorette
The bride gets a sauce named after her. The groom's crew gets one too. A bottle that captures the whole chaotic, beautiful energy of the group — before someone gets married and becomes responsible.
- ✓ Custom label per party / group
- ✓ Inside jokes baked into the design
- ✓ Weekend itinerary tie-ins
- ✓ Party favor for every guest
Heat Reviews
The Crew Has Spoken
“We ordered these for our company offsite and now 'Spicy Mike' is permanently part of our team lore. Couldn't be prouder of that label.”
Sarah K.
Head of People, Series B startup
“The AI somehow knew to put 'Last Ride Before the Vows' on the label. I didn't even ask. It just got us. My whole bridal party cried laughing.”
Jess M.
Bachelorette party of 14
“Twelve bottles. Twelve people on my team. Zero leftovers. I now have credibility I never earned. Bottle Gang changed everything.”
Marcus T.
Engineering Manager
Pricing
Simple. No Surprises.
$12
per bottle
Minimum order: 12 bottles
Includes custom AI-generated label design, premium small-batch hot sauce, and standard shipping. Bulk discounts available for 50+ bottles.
$144
12 bottles
Tight crew
$288
24 bottles
Big team energy
Custom
50+ bottles
We'll hook you up